The Jackie Blog: A How to Guide?

10 Sep

Yesterday someone got directed to my blog by asking Google how to take out their contacts when they have acrylic nails.

Google is good for all sorts of life problems.  Interesting developments on your body you’re not sure whether to see the doctor about, how how to try new things without all the surprise that typically comes with new things, and basically anything you didn’t pay enough attention to in school and suddenly find a need for.

I’m so proud that when folks are in need, they can be led to my blog for their problems.   Unfortunately, Acrylic Nails Girl came to my blog and found that I had nothing to offer but a story of pain and perseverance, but perhaps it inspired her.  Perhaps I’m going the wrong way with this blog.  Instead of musings and ramblings of all shapes and kinds, maybe I should be focusing on ‘how to’ guides.  After all, I’m a wealth of information.

Let’s take a look at some other ways I’m enlightening America:

How to Cross the Street  

How to Handle Emergency Situations 

How to Get People to Leave You Alone 

How to File Taxes 

How to Get What You Want 

How to Lose Weight 

They’re universal in nature and straightforward in approach.  How could my blog not be a booming success with a ‘how to’ angle?

I’ll probably have to change the header image at the top.

That Yo Gabba Gabba creature really throws people off. ♣

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6 Responses to “The Jackie Blog: A How to Guide?”

  1. Jules September 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    I do believe you forgot that how-to on stopping yourself from devouring chocolates @ home. Something about hiding them in weird places??

    hehehe

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    • Jackie September 13, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

      Oh yes! But I’ve moved to caramels. And it’s still incredibly effective. I buy a bag, have Dave hide them everywhere, and effectively eat one or two every few days as opposed to an entire bag in one sitting. Win.

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  2. I like boys who wear glasses September 11, 2011 at 4:40 am #

    My awesomest redirect so far: not touching toilet techniques…

    I have a blog about dating though, so I guess I was of little assistance 😉 Maybe you can help him/her out with a ‘How to’ guide??

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  3. The_Observationalist_NYC September 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm #

    I’ve had searches for “gay fishnet outfits” directed to my site.

    THAT makes me special.

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    • Jackie September 13, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

      LOL yes. My favorite is “lesbian toon boobs”. From my Jessica Rabbit lesbian post, no doubt.

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