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See those pasties that give you an experience not unlike seeing her actual breasts? That part makes me real squirmy.2017-04-05T03:27:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2017/03/29/half-birthed-brain-sludge/2017-09-27T13:41:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2016/08/18/letting-it-go-a-birthday-bash-tale/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/olaf.pngolaf2016-09-08T03:26:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2016/02/01/the-death-of-jabba/2016-06-06T03:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2015/12/31/2015finalsuck/2016-02-02T01:33:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/whats-lollipop-tuesday/2015-11-04T16:33:11+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/2013/01/02/project-365-round-two/2015-11-04T01:31:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2015/11/03/the-day-i-beat-the-blerch/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_6300.jpgIMG_6300https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_6298.jpgIMG_6298https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/banana.jpgbananahttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/as.jpgAS2015-12-31T06:10:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2015/08/31/please-dont-make-me-it-hurts/2015-11-04T01:13:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/top-posts/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tops-colo.jpgtops colo2015-09-01T00:54:49+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/how-to-suck-less-in-365-days/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/suckless-color.jpgsuckless color2015-09-01T00:47:05+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/2014/09/04/the-myth-of-balance/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/piggelypoo.jpgpiggelypooDave asked if he could draw something for my post. And so I present it to you.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/piggypoo.jpgpiggypooDave asked me if he could draw a cartoon for my blog. Boom.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jackie-pig.jpgjackie pigDave asked if he could draw a cartoon for my blog this week.2014-10-09T15:32:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2014/05/01/vegan-jackie-reporting-for-duty/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/alex-jackieblog.jpgalex-JackieBlogThis strapping young lad is Alex Etling, aka @vegantweeter and the man with the plan at iChewsVegan. I'll be dropping in on him for some veggie-filled truths this month.2014-09-22T15:48:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2014/03/12/boobs-canadians-patriotism/2014-04-16T06:58:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/how-to-suck-less-in-just-30-days/2014-09-04T03:29:17+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/2014/02/20/death-is-a-pink-faced-fat-man/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/megabus-man.jpgmegabus man2017-09-01T05:37:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/how-to-suck-less-in-just-1-day/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lollipop.pnglollipop2018-09-14T13:11:03+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/holler-at-me/2014-03-10T02:19:47+00:00weekly0.6https://thejackieblog.com/2014/01/29/im-failing-the-digital-revolution/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frus1.pngfrus12014-02-20T04:15:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2014/01/16/come-to-the-cool-kids-lunch-table/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cats1.pngcatshttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cats.pngcats2014-01-26T07:46:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2014/01/02/the-next-365/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cat-feel-up.pngcat feel up2014-02-21T09:00:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/12/25/a-christmas-gift-for-you/2014-01-03T04:17:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/12/11/smuggle-me-to-canada/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-1-25-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 1.25.08 PMhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-1-22-52-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 1.22.52 PM2014-01-16T05:51:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/12/05/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-fewer-office-parties/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/holiday-party.pngholiday partySteve, just two tequilas in.2013-12-11T22:18:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/11/20/why-you-should-stay-for-the-credits/2013-12-05T07:11:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/01/29/some-observations-on-water-fasting/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fast1.pngfast1true story.2013-11-18T04:51:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/11/06/adventures-in-backsliding/2013-12-05T06:16:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/10/01/i-beat-the-blerch/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/blerch.pngblerchThat would be me, pre-race. And Dave. And the friend who challenged me in January to make my 5K resolution into a 10K instead. Let's call him Lord Pickles.2013-12-05T11:42:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/09/25/save-the-panda/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naked-panda.pngnaked pandahttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/panda.pngpanda2013-11-20T04:05:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/09/17/wherein-i-pass-on-my-legacy/2013-09-25T19:33:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/09/11/the-great-filth-festering-part-deux/2013-09-18T03:30:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/08/28/its-time-to-start-smoking/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/talker-1.pngtalker 1This is about right.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/babies-tact.pngbabies tactBabies have it so easy. I should have taken advantage of this more as a youngin.2013-09-11T22:57:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/08/07/milton-waddams-is-my-spirit-animal/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/milton.pngmilton2013-09-11T19:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/07/24/my-pole-name-is-jasper-highland-2/2013-08-07T22:39:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/02/15/my-pole-name-is-jasper-highland/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pole-bruise-map.jpgpole-bruise-map2013-08-07T22:53:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/07/17/the-pros-and-cons-of-half-jackies/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/eggs.pngeggs2013-08-28T03:11:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/07/10/the-great-filth-festering/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/flies.jpgflies2013-07-18T11:36:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/07/03/goalsmack-month/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/homer.pnghomer2013-07-11T02:00:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/06/26/the-path-to-crotchety-is-paved-with-typos/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/crotchety.pngcrotchety2013-08-07T22:42:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/06/19/pressed-and-pegged-and-oh-so-flattahed/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/freshlypegged2-2.jpgfreshlypegged2 (2)The coveted badge. notice Peg's fantastic skills in the application, "Paint". It's part of her appeal.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unicorn.pngunicornby LadyAlora - click to visit her at Deviant Art 2013-06-28T02:55:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/06/04/my-struggle-with-dance/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/napoleon-dance.pngnapoleon dance2014-02-21T05:37:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/05/29/cant-work-gone-camping/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bike.pngbikeThis gem was done by TheGrossUncle, who has a pretty groovy collection of work over at thegrossuncle.com.2013-06-05T01:02:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/05/22/strumpets-in-the-summertime-part-deux/2013-06-06T20:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/05/15/the-reckoning/2013-05-28T06:54:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/05/08/behold-the-jackalope/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5k.jpg5KHere I am, medal and all. Just in case you suspect I make these things up. I'm talking to you, Jules.2013-05-23T03:36:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/05/01/for-the-love-of-all-things-holy-please-dont-take-my-lollipops/2013-05-07T16:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/04/24/showerheads-furries-im-tired/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/capture.pngCaptureLook! There's one now!2013-05-01T16:23:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/04/17/a-good-night-for-a-drunk-run/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat1.pngcathttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat.pngcat2013-05-01T16:16:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/04/10/me-and-miss-bojangles/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/costume.pngcostumehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bojangles-cute.pngbojangles cute2013-04-13T02:47:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/04/03/youre-gonna-miss-the-train/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/train.pngtrainThis is the awesome train. It's leaving soon.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sparkpeople-update.pngsparkpeople update2013-04-11T02:54:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/03/28/board-the-awesome-train/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/board.jpgboardNothing like staring at the several measures of my fatness to get me moving.2013-04-15T20:45:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/03/20/the-gauntlet/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gauntlet.pnggauntletTo arms!2013-04-03T15:46:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/03/13/i-am-adult-hear-me-roar/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fat-couch.pngfat couchRoar.2013-04-12T02:43:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/02/27/sometimes-i-like-to-drink-naked-in-my-lobster-suit/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fat.pngfatA typical day in my apartment with my fatness. And my cat. And my lobster suit.2013-03-22T02:07:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/02/20/my-contribution-to-humanity/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/south-park.pngsouth parkfrom South Park "Make Love, Not Warcraft". Check it out here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft 2013-02-27T21:57:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/02/13/the-best-baby-shower-ever/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/paintball.pngpaintballCapture the unborn child.2013-02-27T20:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/02/06/ooooh-shiny/2013-03-14T01:57:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/01/23/my-cats-an-asshole/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hobbe.jpghobbesSometimes when I'm cold and grumpy and don't want to exercise, my cat (Hobbes) blatantly displays his comfortable state of fat in front of me. Like an asshole.2013-03-05T18:33:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/09/stanley-the-cockroach-my-new-bff/2013-01-10T04:14:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2013/01/09/fievel-goes-north/2013-02-12T22:07:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/12/20/im-going-to-have-tom-cruises-magical-forest-babies/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/legend-1985-4155-716457900.jpgI'm Going to Have Tom Cruise's Magical Forest Babieshttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tom-cruise.jpgtom cruiseMaverick in the flesh2013-02-13T19:39:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/12/12/my-end-of-the-world-sweater/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cat-sweaters.pngcat sweatershttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ebay.pngebayIt's a thing of beauty.2013-02-13T20:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/12/07/a-premature-christmasgasm/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmasgasm.pngchristmasgasmhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/baby-christmas.pngbaby christmasEven the babies. DECORATE THE BABIES.2013-01-10T02:59:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/11/28/old-age-ahead/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/old-age-ahead.pngold age ahead2012-12-07T05:00:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/11/21/it-lives/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cocoon.pngcocoon2012-11-29T18:40:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/09/26/before-the-cylons-come/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cylon.pngcylonhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the-postman.pngthe postmanWaterworld at the Post Office.2012-11-21T20:36:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/09/05/dear-boomerang-kids-everywhere/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/boomerang-kid.pngboomerang kid2016-03-14T04:07:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/08/29/im-not-the-next-contestant-on-the-price-is-right/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/camera.jpgcameraWhere it all fell apart.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/my-tag.jpgmy taghttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/friendly.jpgfriendlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/beer.jpgbeerhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cat-tote.jpgcat totehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/welcome-sign.jpgwelcome signThe Welcome Sign2012-09-06T04:37:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/08/21/praise-the-baby-unicorns-im-back/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/upgrade-kit.jpgupgrade kitwhen I asked the Sales Manager where I could find a SATA to USB converter cable, she said she didn't know what I was talking about. I felt like a computer god.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hard-drive.jpghard drivesweet, sweet success.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peek-underneath.jpgpeek underneathIt looks kind of scandalous just peeking in like that.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screwdrivers.jpgscrewdriversthey're beauuuuuutifulhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-beginning.jpgthe beginningiPad right, Inspiron from hell left, signature Mr. Bubble pajama pants center.2012-09-27T05:56:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/08/15/the-day-the-music-died/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/20120815-224750.jpg20120815-224750.jpg2012-09-27T05:48:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/08/09/do-these-olympics-make-me-look-fat/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/female-candid.pngfemale candidWhen's the last time a candid shot of you emphasized your rock hard goddess abs?https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hobbes-fat.pnghobbes fatHobbes' inescapable future2012-08-29T06:24:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/08/01/everyone-please-stop-getting-married-and-having-babies/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wed-1.pngwed 12012-11-21T20:34:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/07/25/jackie-the-housewife/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/capture.pngCaptureThis is our fridge magnet. True story.2012-08-10T01:45:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/07/18/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-postal-workers-wife/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mail1.pngmailYou can find anything on the Interwebz. Even a chipmunk delivering mail to foreign lands.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mail.pngmail2012-07-26T04:16:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/07/11/in-this-the-passing-of-my-first-life-quarter/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/candles.pngcandlesI'm right there with ya, kid. 2012-07-19T03:30:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/06/27/therapeutic-cat-washing/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cat-wash.pngcat washThis is not my cat. This is a demon rat-kitten. My cat is fluffy and not still when wet.2012-07-26T04:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/06/20/flurries-and-furries/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anamorph.pnganamorph2012-07-12T02:17:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/06/13/how-to-drive-chapter-3/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stupid-face3.pngstupid facehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stupid-face2.pngstupid facehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/road.pngroadhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/changing-lanes.pngchanging laneshttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stupid-face1.pngstupid facehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/me.pngmehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stupid-face.pngstupid face2012-07-20T06:40:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/06/06/my-declaration-of-laziness/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/larva.pngLarvaMe.2012-06-26T14:28:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/05/29/hypnosis-and-nail-biting-an-experiment/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hypno.pnghypno2014-05-10T14:14:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/05/23/the-trojan-unicorn/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unicorn1.pngunicornI mean... it could be. It really could be.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unicorn.pngunicornI have no rights to this image except that I adore it. If you own the rights, please email me back. WHY WON'T YOU EMAIL ME BACK!?2012-06-26T14:27:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/05/15/a-day-at-an-inner-city-public-school/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/whoopi.jpgwhoopi2012-05-24T02:41:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/05/09/am-i-the-next-eleanor-abernathy/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cat-lady.pngcat lady2012-05-24T02:47:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/05/02/close-encounters-of-the-awkward-kind/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/awkward-turtle.pngawkward turtle2012-05-16T03:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/04/24/happy-primary-election-day-pa-a-canvassing-tale/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/get-out-the-vote1.pngget out the votehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/get-out-the-vote.pngget out the vote2012-05-03T04:07:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/04/18/there-is-definitely-such-a-thing-as-a-stupid-question/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dumb-question.pngdumb question2012-05-03T16:40:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/04/11/once-upon-a-time-a-break-up-letter/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rumplestiltskin.pngRumplestiltskinLook at Robert Carslyle bein' all like "me? the best actor on the show? why thank you."https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/title.pngTitleOnce Upon a Time - ABC: a big, teasing spiral of disappointment2012-04-19T13:35:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/04/04/i-cant-love-a-wrinkly-flesh-beast/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hairless-horror.pngHairless Horror2012-04-19T04:00:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/03/28/sometimes-a-punch-in-the-jugular-is-the-best-medicine/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shut-face.jpgshut face2012-04-12T03:42:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/03/21/cant-post-must-read-hunger-games/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hunger-games-book.pnghunger games bookhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dazed.pngdazedMy face has been stuck like this since I started reading.2012-04-12T03:33:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/03/14/i-should-have-been-a-cat/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/famous-cat.pngfamous catThis cat sleeps all day, eats sometimes, and occasionally bats at things and is currently more famous than me.2012-03-24T13:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/03/07/warning-online-dating-profiles-may-lead-to-flirt-messages-from-your-dad/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/capture1.pngFlirt MessageThis is how I feel when I see I have a New Flirt Message2012-03-17T19:56:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/29/wheres-my-fat-loss-hallelujah/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jennifer-hudson-weight-watchers.jpgjennifer-hudson-weight-watchersPhoto borrowed from the magical fat fairy celebration parade.2012-03-24T13:46:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/28/blue-ribbon-macaroni-and-cheese/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/capture2.pngCapture2012-03-17T20:00:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/22/why-i-should-host-snl-instead-of-lindsay-lohan/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stupid-002.jpgstupid 002https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/n170501423_31091638_5376469.jpgn170501423_31091638_5376469https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jack3.jpgjack3https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/seigaudreyetc-0131.jpgSeigAudreyEtc 013https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/horse-trainer-22.jpghorse trainer 2https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/seigaudreyetc-013.jpgSeigAudreyEtc 013https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/horse-trainer-21.jpghorse trainer 2https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/horse-trainer-2.jpghorse trainer 2https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snl.pngsnl2012-03-03T04:15:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/15/please-dont-make-me-shop/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/capture1.pngCaptureA carefully constructed Hell.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/capture.pngCaptureDon't even get me started.2012-03-03T04:28:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/08/the-thrills-of-adulthood-part-iii-dental-appointments/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dentist1.pngdentistThose are the eyes of a man you can almost trust.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dentist.pngdentist2012-03-03T04:16:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/02/01/the-great-bunny-acquisition/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pog.pngPogThis is what a bunny looks like when you're trying to "acquire" it.2012-02-08T18:03:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/01/25/the-state-of-the-union-in-awkward-pictures/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sotu-joke.pngSOTU jokehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sota-neck-cramp.pngSOTA neck crampEver have to sit by the boss during a company meeting? I can't imagine how much more awkward it is to have to sit here.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sotu-sleeping1.pngSOTU SleepingAfter about 20 minutes, you can start to locate the sleepers. It's a bold move, sleeping during the President's speech. Bold indeed.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sotu-no-applause-talking.pngSOTU No Applause - TalkingI don't know about you but I always feel awkward being the only one sitting while everyone else is giving the ol' Standing O. The SOTU is full of strongwilled half-souls, though, and you can always find people who will ignore every single idea that is offered up that evening.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sotu-sleeping.pngSOTU Sleepinghttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/biden-tie.pngbiden tieThis one wasn't so much awkward as it just made me want to tear the tie off his neck. He kept adjusting it throughout the President's speech, which made the lines go all willy nilly and made me want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spoon.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sotu1.pngsotu12012-02-08T05:28:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/01/18/stop-sopa-save-the-unicorns/2012-01-25T05:49:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/01/11/2012-the-year-im-almost-not-always-right/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/always-right.pngalways rightImage from A Paper Proposal - click to explore their site of wedding-inspired awesomeness2012-02-08T05:16:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/30/im-the-smeagol-of-the-office/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/setting1.pngsetting1Because I know how much you love my art.2012-01-10T21:43:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/01/02/hello-world/2013-03-14T01:59:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2012/01/04/the-newsletter-for-superhumans/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/superhuman.pngSuperhumanThis could be you. 2012-01-25T06:02:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/31/the-final-post-a-postaday-2011-conclusion/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture23.pngCaptureI don't get to cross an actual finish line, but I can stare at this and pretend.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture22.pngCapture2012-01-25T06:11:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/30/the-best-macaroni-and-cheese-in-the-world/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/food-porn.pngfood porn2012-01-25T05:59:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/29/door-is-open-bellydancer-is-free/2012-01-01T00:52:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/28/the-holidays-make-me-want-to-elope/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/elope1.pngelopehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/elope.pngelope2012-01-01T00:59:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/27/2011-the-year-i-sucked-at-lots-of-things/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lollipop-tuesday.pnglollipop tuesday2012-01-01T01:19:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/26/4-notes-on-better-gift-card-giving/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture21.pngCaptureShe's not sure how thankful to be, so she just went right for shock and awe, followed by a slight look of confusion. It's a safe combo..2013-09-25T19:30:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/25/oatmeal-and-a-dream/2012-01-01T01:24:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/24/please-stop-the-holiday-commercials-please/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture20.pngCaptureIt's not Christmas until you get your kid a toy that makes them wet their pants2012-01-01T01:26:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/23/tis-the-season-for-bad-decorations/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture19.pngCaptureThis is best case scenario here. Take half those bush lights and toss them to the wind, suck half the air out of the inflatables, and knock a few things over. Then we're in business.2012-01-01T01:27:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/22/the-home-stretch/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/december.pngDecemberThis would be a lot more satisfying if I had the other months shown too. Pretend there are 11 more of these.2012-01-01T01:21:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/21/dear-post-office-this-is-why-youre-failing/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture18.pngCaptureAh, graffiti. The fronds of malcontent.2012-02-08T05:12:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/20/code-monkey-like-you/2011-12-23T18:15:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/19/world-meet-my-butt/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture17.pngCaptureIn case you're lost on my obscure cult classic references.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture16.pngCapture2011-12-23T18:23:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/18/free-lola/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture15.pngCaptureEver wake up to a cat looming over you? I have. It's terrifying.2011-12-23T18:36:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/17/all-hail-the-master/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grats-bear.jpggrats bearAh yes - the obligatory graduate bear. One never knows what to do with him, but stores keep selling him, people keep buying him, and graduates keep stuffing them in memento boxes.2011-12-23T18:42:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/16/tis-the-season-for-work-holiday-parties/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture14.pngCapture2011-12-23T18:50:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/15/run-jackie-run/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture13.pngCapturehttp://www.wylio.com/credits/Flickr/1126588152011-12-23T19:02:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/14/a-view-from-the-fence/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture12.pngCapture2011-12-23T19:17:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/13/a-need-tae-practice-ma-scots/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dancers.pngdancersI couldn't blame Dave. Frightening, no? https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture11.pngCaptureKilts were not required but I wouldn't have been opposed to the idea.2011-12-23T19:22:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/12/marvin-3/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/marvin.pngMarvinMeet Marve.2011-12-23T19:25:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/11/the-reveal/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture10.pngCapture2011-12-23T19:24:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/10/feline-battalion-report/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture9.pngCapture2011-12-23T18:56:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/09/cracking-the-fit-club-code/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture8.pngCaptureI tried to make this image smaller but it was being rude. So I relented out of frustration. All hail the enormous stick figure runner. DIE IN A FIRE, PICTURE.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture7.pngCapture2011-12-13T02:41:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/08/kevin-bacon-owes-me-a-coffee/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture6.pngCapturehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/coffee.pngcoffee2011-12-13T02:47:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/07/how-to-discreetly-and-effectively-share-your-wish-list/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture5.pngCapturehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture4.pngCapture2011-12-13T02:51:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/06/enraged-knitting-for-beginners/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/knitting1.pngknittingEnraged Knitting for Beginnershttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/knitting.pngknittingEnraged Knitting 1012013-10-01T08:29:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/05/my-plan-for-world-domination/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dominate.pngdominateI'm sorry but it was really hard to tell the search engine the difference between domination, and well, "domination". So you get the latter. Maybe it will inspire you to do Couch to 5K too. Or vomit. Sorry if it's just vomit. 2011-12-13T03:20:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/04/the-thrills-of-adulthood-part-ii-my-palace-of-filth/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture3.pngCapture2011-12-13T07:50:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/03/missing-ten-dollars-and-my-dignity/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture2.pngCaptureI've endured your terrible acting and your unwillingness to open your mouth when you speak far too long. You owe me ten dollars. And my dignity.2011-12-13T03:33:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/02/a-rant-from-the-feminine-abyss/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture1.pngCaptureLook at these. These hearts and butterflies aren't fooling anyone. I wish packaging could just be more straightforward. Maybe I'll start my own tampon line. "Feel gross? Buy these. You're welcome." Yeah. A snarky tampon company - that sounds like a legacy to leave.2011-12-13T03:27:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/12/01/a-shameless-plug-for-blood-donation/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/capture.pngCapture2011-12-04T21:58:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/30/flight-of-the-wildebeest/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture13.pngCaptureDisclaimer: These are not my legs. These are (what I believe to be) man legs. 2011-12-13T03:34:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/29/i-forced-myself-to-watch-twilight/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture12.pngCaptureAnother tween sucked into a hole of unhealthy relationships. Pity.2011-12-04T22:15:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/28/returning-to-the-corporate-jungle-or-the-end-of-bliss/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture11.pngCaptureOh man. I have to talk to people? And tell them things? What happened to sitting on my couch and petting my cat for 4 days? 2011-12-04T22:21:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/27/does-anyone-actually-accomplish-new-years-resolutions/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture10.pngCapture2011-12-04T22:25:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/26/my-cats-christmas-protest/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hobbes.jpghobbes2011-12-04T22:29:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/25/milking-christmas/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture9.pngCaptureI want this kind of Christmas joy. Every single day.2011-12-13T03:30:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/24/thanksgiving-pseudo-haikus/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture8.pngCaptureFace your food.2011-12-04T22:33:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/23/what-happened-to-black-friday/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/black-friday1.pngblack fridayWhat a sham.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/black-friday.pngblack friday2011-12-04T23:56:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/22/i-wasnt-razzle-dazzled/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture7.pngCapture2011-11-23T17:50:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/21/the-thrills-of-adulthood/2011-12-04T22:39:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/20/how-i-almost-failed-postaday2011/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture6.pngCaptureI can see the light. Must...keep...posting...2011-11-23T17:45:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/18/tales-from-the-bus/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bus2.pngbushttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bus1.pngbushttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture4.pngCaptureAbsolute torture.2011-11-22T05:03:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/19/the-yellow-jacket-saga-part-1/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture5.pngCapture2011-11-22T04:53:47+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/17/the-premiere-of-my-face/2011-11-22T05:12:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/16/the-times-they-are-a-changin/2011-11-22T05:19:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/15/the-art-of-mixology/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture3.pngCaptureSo. Cool.2011-11-23T18:43:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/14/things-my-cats-do-to-upset-me-or-the-case-for-a-teacup-piglet/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hobbes-tub.jpghobbes tubHe knows he's guilty. Don't buy in to the face.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/one-eyed-lo.jpgone eyed loDon't let the cute curl-up-and-sleep pose fool you. Look closely: she has one eye open.2011-11-22T15:07:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/13/50-posts-im-the-little-engine-that-could/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture2.pngCapture2011-11-22T05:40:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/12/where-cats-come-to-die/2011-11-22T05:46:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/11/beyonce-makes-me-doubt-my-womanhood/2011-11-23T11:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/10/the-end-of-an-era/2011-11-22T05:48:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/09/why-joe-paterno-shouldnt-have-to-leave/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/joe.pngjoe2011-12-04T22:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/08/an-attempt-at-lucid-dreaming/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture1.pngCapture2011-11-11T05:47:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/07/a-calling-from-the-wordpress-wizards/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capture.pngCapture*cue angelic choir*2011-11-11T06:02:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/06/the-best-diet-plan-ever/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obese1.pngobesehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obese.pngobese2011-11-11T06:03:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/05/battling-the-mess-monster/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mess-monster.pngmess monsterThe Mess Monster.2011-11-11T06:09:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/04/rental-car-lust/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/car.pngcar2011-11-11T06:13:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/03/hot-child-in-the-city/2011-11-11T06:15:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/02/visits-to-the-lady-doctor-a-voluntary-violation/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/doc1.pngdochttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/doc.pngdoc2011-11-11T06:17:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/11/01/i-finally-learned-how-to-use-the-bus/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bus.pngbusIt's so big and scary.2011-11-11T06:14:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/31/how-to-be-a-good-houseguest/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bed.pngbed2011-11-03T01:32:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/30/hallowhores/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sailor-moon.pngsailor moonI've decided to use an art doll image because all over examples were borderline pornographic. Yes, even the actual cartoon. It is, after all, anime.2011-11-03T01:40:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/29/hair-salon-pressure-the-final-chapter/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kid.pngkidThe blossoming of a potentially awesome hairdresser.2011-11-03T01:45:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/28/i-have-met-the-grumplepuss/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/downsized_1027011803.jpgdownsized_1027011803One of several Grumplepuss attempts to get comfortable.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/downsized_1027011804.jpgdownsized_1027011804Eventually the Grumplepuss curled into a half-moon, so that she no longer even looked like a cat, but rather an indiscernible, furry animal from the wild.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1027011802a.jpg1027011802aEven when content, a Grumplepuss can only look so pleased.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1027011802.jpg1027011802The Grumplepuss2011-11-03T01:53:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/27/hair-salon-pressure-part-deux-the-aftermath/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/red2.jpgredhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/red1.jpgredhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/red.jpgred2011-11-03T01:54:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/26/theres-nothing-like-hair-salon-pressure/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poodle.pngpoodle2011-10-28T03:55:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/25/be-a-fear-gobbler/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/door.jpgdoorAdventure.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/courtyard.jpgcourtyardI made sure to take a picture so you wouldn't think I'm lying. Why do you always think I'm lying??2011-10-28T04:25:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/24/the-pig-plan/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pig.pngpigI would bathe him. Frequently. 2011-11-03T01:49:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/23/oprah-the-solver-of-my-middle-class-problems/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/oprah.pngoprahMagical problem-solving Oprah, hear my poor plight.2011-11-03T01:49:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/22/shaking-things-up/2011-10-28T04:22:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/21/wrestling-with-a-poltergeist/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ghost1.pngghostFrom "Wrestling with a Poltergeist"https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ghost.pngghostFrom "Wrestling with a Poltergeist"2011-10-28T05:05:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/20/who-snatched-the-wordpress-wizards/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture7.pngCaptureHave you seen the Wordpress Wizards? Don't be freaked out by the dead eyes. They're good people.2011-10-28T05:26:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/19/lions-tigers-and-bears-oh-my-exotic-animals-run-free-in-ohio/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/circus1.pngcircusIf you put an assault rifle in that left hand instead, I imagine the scene looked much the same as this.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/circus.pngcircus2011-10-28T05:29:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/18/a-walk-through-occupy-pittsburgh/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/agenda-board1.jpgAgenda BoardA modest dry erase board propped up against a pole features agenda highlights.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/donate-food.jpgdonate foodAnother cardboard creation, advertising the free food and encouraging donations. Baskets of cereal boxes, a plethora of bottled water, a bowl of fresh fruit, and other various foods littered the tent. People bring what they can and eat what they need. Later on I hear on gentleman tell another "Yeah man! There's free food! I'm never leaving!"https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sign-making1.jpgsign makingAlong the way, I ran into a fellow crafting a sign for himself. Cardboard seems to be the doer-of-all-things here. Hey, it's recyclable and found in abundance; I can dig it.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/outside.jpgoutsideA view of the camp from 6th and Grant, downtown.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sign-making.jpgsign makinghttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/music-players.jpgmusic playershttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lauren.jpgLaurenEarl was pretty intent on me including these folks, who he says are mainly responsible for the food tent. Lauren (in the yellow hat), he notes is particularly organized and hardworking, making sure there is order in what may otherwise be a tent of delicious chaos.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/earl-and-jonathan.jpgEarl and JonathanAt the food tent, I found Earl and Johnathan, who gave me the lay of the land and welcomed me warmly. Earl loves that he can have conversations with people of all ages, backgrounds, and political perspectives here. Johnathan is from Colorado and on his way to Occupy Wall Street. They both tell me of how readily everyone lends a hand, how all the food in front of them is free for the taking, and how people are just eager to talk to one another about ideas. "This", Earl says, "is true democracy".https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/donation-boxes.jpgDonation BoxesOn the way out (or in - I suppose it's a matter of perspective), a few tattered boxes lay to collect donations of various kinds.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cardboard-sidewalks.jpgcardboard sidewalksIt's a pretty muddy area they've staked out for themselves, which has been remedied by the creation of cardboard sidewalks.2014-09-04T03:35:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/17/my-big-dumb-teeth/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bunny.jpgbunny2011-10-20T02:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/16/how-i-almost-went-to-an-elf-convention/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture6.pngCaptureThis is not me. But it could have been.2011-10-20T04:34:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/15/the-iceman-cometh/2011-10-20T15:04:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/14/zooey-deschanel-is-mocking-me/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture5.pngCaptureLook at her. She knows what she's doing. (Photo by Noel Vasquez – Image courtesy gettyimages.com)https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/zooey-deschanel-health-mag.jpgzooey-deschanel-health-magLook at her basking in her awesome life. For the record, I got this image from a site that claimed to have gotten the image from another site. So to go ahead and bypass all that mumbo jumbo let's just say this obviously isn't mine and you can click on the image to find lots more pictures of her that aren't mine. 2011-11-03T01:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/13/an-opportunity-for-shenanigans/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture4.pngCapture2011-10-20T02:43:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/12/public-enemy-number-one-corn-mazes/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/corn-maze.pngcorn maze2011-10-20T02:53:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/11/the-almost-lollipop-tuesday/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture3.pngCapture2011-10-20T02:35:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/10/halloween-at-the-gynecologists/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture2.pngCaptureI could also firmly position a fun house mirror in there. What a nice surprise!2011-10-20T02:51:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/09/the-great-macaroni-and-cheese-adventure/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture1.pngCaptureMmmm Food Porn.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capture.pngCapture2011-11-22T04:52:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/08/a-change-of-plans/2011-10-14T00:14:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/07/day-jackie-vs-night-jackie/2011-10-14T00:24:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/06/of-death-and-news-feeds/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/batty-koda-batty-koda-14039488-643-478.jpgBatty-Koda-batty-koda-14039488-643-478Ladies and Gentlemen: Batty.2011-10-11T05:05:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/05/the-domestic-twitter-war/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tweet1.pngtweethttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tweet.pngtweet2011-10-19T13:27:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/04/lab-rats-for-light-bulbs/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rats.pngratsSure, I could have picked a cute little rat. There are plenty of them. But these wrinkles and red eyes were just irresistible. 2011-10-04T18:52:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/03/how-do-you-feel-about-blogger-chain-awards/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/liebster_image.jpgliebster_imagehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/versatilebloggeraward.pngVersatileBloggerAward2013-10-03T04:36:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/02/100/2011-10-05T13:02:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/10/01/just-doing-my-part-for-society/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bux.pngbuxMy story would be better if the hooligan were dressed as a mascot. I've chosen a panda and recreated it here for your amusement. Because I know my Microsoft Paint reconstructions keep you coming back for more. You're oh-so-welcome.2011-10-04T13:44:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/29/unleashing-my-inner-theater-yogi/2011-10-03T00:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/28/transitioning-from-facebook-to-google/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/g-icon.jpgg-icon2011-10-04T13:56:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/27/jackie-and-the-giant-pumpkin/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2011-pumpkins.jpg2011 Pumpkinshttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jackies-2011-pumpkin.jpgJackie's 2011 Pumpkinhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jackies-2011-pumpkin-lit-up.jpgJackie's 2011 Pumpkin Lit Uphttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/me-laying-on-dave-blue-lake.jpgme laying on dave blue lake2018-06-13T09:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/26/the-persistence-of-memory/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture20.pngCapture2011-09-29T00:44:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/25/my-war-on-jackie-evancho/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture19.pngCaptureThis is me. On my laser-shooting, rainbow-winged battle unicorn. I'm totally going to win.2021-04-16T14:08:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/24/finding-the-off-switch/2011-09-29T00:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/23/dear-everything-please-slow-down/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture18.pngCaptureThis is how confused I am. All of the time.2011-09-29T00:35:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/08/farewell-my-jedi-baby-2/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/118657.jpg118657This image belongs to Star Wars and folks. Unfortunately, it's from back in the day that I didn't realize I had to credit people for their images. Silly Jackie.2011-09-22T14:35:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/22/the-plight-of-the-ginger-sperm/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture17.pngCapturefrom "Plight of the Ginger Sperm"https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/untitled2.pngUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/untitled1.pngUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/untitled.pngUntitled2011-09-26T01:58:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/21/is-responding-to-comments-a-waste-of-time/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture16.pngCapture2011-10-03T00:16:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/20/the-day-i-conquered-the-rubiks-cube/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/downsized_0920010106.jpgdownsized_0920010106Poor neglected filth cube. Chin up: all your sides finally match after years of fumbling.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rubiks-cube.pngrubik's cubeDon't you just want to throw them against the wall?2012-07-26T04:15:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/19/the-scarecrow-conspiracy/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo2.jpgphoto2https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo1.jpgphotoThe conflicthttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo.jpgphoto2011-09-26T01:56:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/18/movies-the-ultimate-survival-guides/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/david-bowie-as-jareth-the-goblin-king-in-labyrinth11.jpgdavid-bowie-as-jareth-the-goblin-king-in-labyrinth1You can't fool me, goblin king.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/david-bowie-as-jareth-the-goblin-king-in-labyrinth1.jpgdavid-bowie-as-jareth-the-goblin-king-in-labyrinth1https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/51trvk3mvjl-_ss500_.jpg51TRVK3MVJL._SS500_Movie are so much easier and more entertaining to commit to memory than this handy-dandy book2011-09-26T01:35:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/17/office-birthdays-a-big-bowl-of-awkward-sauce/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture15.pngCapture2011-09-22T03:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/16/take-the-plunge-a-reader-lollipop-challenge/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture14.pngLollipops!This is you thinking of a challenge for yourself. Take your time. This post is here all day. 2011-09-22T03:10:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/15/the-universe-has-subscribed-to-my-blog/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture13.pngCaptureI'm suspicious of the universe. ...This is not me. This is a guy in a park making a face that I appreciate. Takeaway: I am not a middle-aged man.2011-09-22T02:23:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/01/17/regis-philbin-ruined-my-brain/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/5cf3cca793b264c6746f2ae676b8e.jpgThe RegeRegis Philbin: Ruiner of Brains and Dreams. Image: "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"2022-10-26T01:27:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/14/the-pie-plot-thickens/2011-09-16T15:00:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/13/geocaching-a-modern-treasure-hunt/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture12.pngCapture2011-09-15T05:03:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/12/my-code-name-is-flamingo/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture11.pngCapture2011-09-17T16:52:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/11/diapers-and-leashes-the-surprising-need-for-specificity/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dog-and-kid.pngdog and kidhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture10.pngCapturehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/face.pngfacehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wee-wee-diapers1.jpgWee Wee Diapershttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wee-wee-diapers.jpgWee Wee Diapers2011-09-17T03:34:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/10/the-jackie-blog-a-how-to-guide/2011-09-13T23:57:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/09/a-domestic-war/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture9.pngCaptureMaybe when I get a vacuum that works, I'll just go straight to the source of the problem.2011-09-15T04:53:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/08/an-investigation-of-my-stupidity/2011-09-15T04:47:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/07/in-praise-of-autumn/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fall.pngfall2011-09-14T00:37:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/06/a-writing-prison-of-my-own-design/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture5.pngCaptureIt begins.2011-09-17T03:31:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/05/returning-to-the-homeland/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture4.pngCapturehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture3.pngCapture2024-05-24T14:49:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/04/my-pet-rock/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture2.pngCaptureLet's hope these chairs stay there until my success. Dibs!2011-09-14T00:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/03/my-oompa-loompa-license/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/license.pnglicenseThis is pretty accurate. You know, sans the NY part. License sample by Courney Bolton, Flickr. Oompa Loompa sample by Extreme Pods, Flickr. Click image to visit Extreme Pods' photostream.2011-09-17T16:58:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/02/im-seven-weeks-and-craving-butterfingers/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture1.pngCaptureI feel aware now.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/capture.pngCaptureI feel more aware now.2011-09-26T00:39:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/09/01/my-34-celebration-a-postadayer-reflection/2011-09-03T21:06:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/31/my-nephew-is-a-powerhouse/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gabe-bottle.jpgGabe BottleRAWR2020-04-28T08:56:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/30/the-not-so-lazy-ladys-guide-to-diy-hanging-herb-garden/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/42.jpg4Cover them in glue and paper. Try not to make it look like a 4-year-old did it. Also, pick all the glue off yourself when you're done and throw out half your belongings, which undoubtedly got dipped in glue along the way.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/41.jpg4https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4.jpg4Cover them in glue and paper. Try not to make it look like a 4-year-old did it. Also, pick all the glue off yourself when you're done and throw out half your belongings, which undoubtedly got dipped in glue along the way.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/3.jpg3Flip them over, gingerly transplant (and thereby kill half of) the herbs, throw a coffee filter around them, and tape the junk out of it all again.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2.jpg2Gingerly transplant. Kill half the herbs in the process. It's inevitable - just accept it.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1.jpg1Cut bottom, poke holes in it, reposition it, tape the junk out of it, wonder where the 'lazy' part is.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finished-herbs.jpgfinished herbsTreasure it, friends. They won't be alive long.2017-08-14T03:38:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/29/an-appeal-to-foodmakers-everywhere/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture15.pngCapture2011-09-04T07:24:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/28/the-art-of-bar-luring/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture14.pngCaptureMaybe I could even do cool tricks. Breathing fire is pretty darn attention-getting.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture13.pngCaptureMaybe I could even learn to do cool tricks.2011-09-04T07:28:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/27/the-great-pie-war/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/0826011805.jpg08260118052011-09-04T07:22:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/26/why-i-stay-indoors-reasons-130-and-131-dogs-at-bars-and-touchers/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture12.pngCaptureSuper creepy. Super.2011-09-04T07:25:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/25/my-doppelganger-dwells-in-california/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture11.pngCaptureA glimpse of what could have been. But alas, I can barely swim.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture10.pngCapturehttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture9.pngCaptureA glimpse of what could have been. But alas, I can barely swim.2011-08-28T17:22:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/24/tips-for-college-success-lesson-4-crosswalks/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pedestrians-big.pngpedestrians bigFigure One.2011-09-04T07:23:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/23/a-recipe-for-lackluster-pie/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finale1.jpgfinaleMmm...lackluster pie. https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finale.jpgfinaleMmm... lackluster pie. https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/roll-dough.jpgroll doughMy underwhelming second attempt. Apparently, I decided that everything could be fixed with flour. ...It can't.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sprinkle-on-apples.jpgsprinkle on applesAbsolutely no idea if I'm doing this right. None.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/crust-in-the-pan.jpgcrust in the panMy underwhelming second attempt.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ingredients.jpgingredientsGoodbye, paycheck.2011-09-04T07:18:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/22/christmas-in-excel/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture8.pngCaptureIt begins.2011-08-28T18:05:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/21/an-adult-snow-day-and-the-power-of-wishful-thinking/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/post-it-note-transparent.pngPost-it-note-transparent2011-08-28T18:01:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/20/this-is-major-jackie-to-ground-control/2011-08-21T12:28:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/19/my-fast-approaching-death/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sp-studio-1.jpgsp-studio (1)My untimely demise, courtesy of www.sp-studio.de2011-08-28T17:54:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/18/please-dont-make-me-listen-to-you/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finish.pngfinishhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/untitled.jpgUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/untitled2.pngUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/untitled1.pngUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/untitled.pngUntitledhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jjj.pngjjjTheir face, mid story. 2011-08-28T19:51:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/17/a-bad-case-of-the-man-hands/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture7.pngCaptureIt's probably my hands. A close look at a 5th grade photo of me with brother, who was born a smiley face, reveals startlingly mannish hands.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture6.pngCaptureIt's probably my hands. A close look at a 5th grade photo reveals startlingly mannish hands. 2011-08-28T17:27:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/16/of-balls-and-men/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture5.pngCaptureWhere the magic happenshttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture-21-e1313465180359.pngThe rows of magicGlorious. Simply glorious.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture-2.pngThe rowsGlorious. Just Ggorious2011-08-17T14:07:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/10/facebook-a-new-frontier-in-social-awkwardness/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/facebook.pngFacebook2015-04-07T07:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/15/dear-brain-please-work/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture4.pngCapture2011-08-20T13:57:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/14/my-niece-is-out-to-get-me/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture3.pngCaptureMy bright future.2011-08-20T14:38:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/13/how-i-almost-engulfed-my-father-in-merciless-hellflames/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture1.pngCapture2011-09-17T16:59:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/12/remember-the-important-things/2011-08-18T02:56:47+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/11/the-burden-i-carry/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/capture.pngCapture2011-08-18T03:03:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/09/a-taste-for-crime/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo1.jpgphotoProof of failure.2011-08-20T14:36:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/08/the-death-of-molly-pleasantville/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/goth.pnggoth"Excuse me, do you work here?"2011-08-10T04:29:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/07/the-great-poop-machine/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pasta.pngpastaI thought you might enjoy a visual. Mmm. What goes in comes right out.2011-08-10T04:31:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/06/the-secret-to-financial-success/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ramen.pngramenMmm financial responsibility. 2011-08-10T04:32:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/05/the-resurrection-of-an-orchid-ode-to-a-questionably-colored-thumb/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/424756157.png4247561572011-08-10T04:35:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/04/final-fantasy-my-gateway-drug/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ff13.pngff132011-08-18T03:10:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/03/thejackieblog-com-your-mom-will-love-it/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/moms1.pngmomsCharming photo by Keith Parker. Less than charming edits by me.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/moms.pngmoms2011-08-10T04:48:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/02/sloop-jackie-b/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rappity-rap.pngrappity raphttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/poll.pngpoll2011-08-17T00:54:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/08/01/the-quest-for-air-conditioning-cat-1-dave-0/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo.jpgphotoCat + Fridge2011-08-10T05:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/31/an-evening-with-some-potheads/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/purt.pngpurt2011-08-20T14:01:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/30/sometimes-only-a-cow-will-do/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/burger1.pngburgerhttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/burger.pngburger2011-08-10T05:04:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/29/the-fatness-cometh/2011-08-10T05:05:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/28/breaking-up-is-the-hardest-part/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4173736174.png4173736174For the record, my gym did not look this awesome. But even if it did, I wouldn't go.2011-08-10T05:10:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/27/office-anger-management/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/43636236593.png4363623659https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/43636236592.png4363623659https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/43636236591.png4363623659https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4363623659.png43636236592011-08-10T05:09:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/26/reenacting-the-first-battle-of-bull-run/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bull2.pngbull2https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bull1.pngbull12011-07-28T00:55:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/25/my-blog-is-making-things-awkward/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shirt-edit2.pngshirt edithttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shirt-edit1.pngshirt edithttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shirt-edit.pngshirt edit2011-08-10T05:07:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/24/the-making-of-a-manservant/2011-07-28T00:55:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/23/1849/2011-07-25T18:52:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/22/sequels-captain-a-and-the-wild-blue-yonder/2011-07-23T22:44:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/21/homelessness-and-cocktail-napkins-the-seeds-of-fame/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0721010827.jpg0721010827The seeds of fame.2011-07-24T20:52:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/20/a-trip-to-the-grocery-store-bathroom/2011-08-10T04:40:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/19/yo-ho-ho-its-a-pirates-life-for-me/2011-07-23T22:56:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/18/why-i-stay-indoors-reason-129-movie-theaters/2011-07-23T23:00:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/17/jackie-life-solutions-a-new-product-line/2011-07-24T01:56:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/16/my-year-of-the-tiger/2011-07-23T23:01:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/15/excuse-me-can-i-show-you-my-nephew/2011-07-23T23:02:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/14/this-is-why-we-make-lists/2011-07-17T16:00:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/13/this-is-the-voice-of-delirium/2011-07-17T19:37:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/12/its-my-birthday-and-ill-puke-if-i-want-to/2011-07-17T19:41:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/11/today-is-the-last-day-of-my-youth/2011-07-17T19:50:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/10/warning-fake-nails-may-cause-blindness-pantslessness-and-thirst/2011-07-17T19:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/08/there-is-no-jackie-there-is-only-mindee/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mindee.pngmindeeFrom "There Is No Jackie. There Is Only Mindee"2011-07-17T19:54:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/07/apparently-i-listen-to-my-readers/2011-07-10T01:37:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/06/im-in-harry-potter-denial/2011-07-10T01:45:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/05/my-night-job-is-in-a-brothel/2011-07-17T19:42:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/04/family-holidays-are-making-me-fat/2011-07-10T01:54:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/03/deep-inside-the-hell-bowels-of-sephora/2011-07-17T19:39:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/02/i-should-buy-myself-a-cake/2011-07-10T02:03:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/07/01/spontaneous-combustion-a-new-social-policy/2011-07-10T01:59:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/30/you-could-be-a-winner/2011-07-10T01:59:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/29/jackie-and-the-awesome-terrific-very-good-super-great-day/2011-07-01T02:59:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/28/an-evening-in-hell-with-the-scrabble-club/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-12.jpgphoto (1)https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-11.jpgphoto (1)https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-1.jpgphoto (1)2011-07-01T03:12:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/27/the-angst-of-a-mid-20s-non-adult/2011-07-01T03:18:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/26/the-tree-of-life-a-courtesy-warning/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/graphy-graph1.pngGraphy GraphTruth.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/graphy-graph.pngGraphy GraphTruth.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/final-graph.pngFinal Graph2011-07-17T15:56:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/25/the-unsung-glories-of-fat-loss/2011-07-01T02:57:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/24/i-buddha/2011-06-26T16:59:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/23/a-map-for-bloggers-block/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/11.png1Click to enlarge. You know - so you can read it.https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1.png12011-06-26T17:01:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/22/boobs-in-the-summertime/2011-06-24T02:01:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/21/confuse-them-with-kindness/2011-06-24T02:12:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/20/im-better-than-tony-horton/2011-06-24T02:02:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/19/nice-people-dont-win-monopoly/2011-06-26T17:00:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/18/just-shoot-me-in-the-head/2011-06-24T02:11:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/17/the-curses-of-womanhood/2011-06-18T16:59:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/16/the-quarter-century-march/2011-06-18T17:15:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/15/the-homecoming/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo1.jpgphotohttps://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo.jpgphotothe warrior.2011-06-21T01:09:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thejackieblog.com/2011/06/14/stop-acting-so-stupid/https://thejackieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/stupid.pngstupidPhoto by Tom Raftery with ever-so-slight alterations by yours truly. 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