ZOMG WINNERZ!!!!!@!!

Disclaimer: This is not me. Not even a little bit.

Aren’t Fridays the best?

Fridays are the mac daddy of all the days of the week.  People are distracted by Saturday because he’s a little sexier than Friday, but everyone knows that all people are thinking about on Saturday is how when it’s over, so is half their weekend.  No, Fridays are much better than Saturdays because though they aren’t as initially attractive, you become intimate with them for their hope and promise.

You want to be with Friday because he’s got potential and he helps you walk away from and forget the things that make you not like yourself.

He’s a good man.

Also, Fridays are super awesome because today is one, and I’m announcing the t-shirt raffle winners today! RIGHT NOW!  Well, not right now because I have to tell you about it and things.  Try really hard not to scroll down.  I know you want to – so do I.  I want it so bad too. But remember that nothing worth anything in life should be rushed through.  Now breathe, and scroll only slightly.  Gently.  Yeah.  There you go.

All right – as you recall, here was the deal:

“The Free T-Shirt Rules of Engagement

It’s pretty simple, really.  All you have to do is click on “What’s Lollipop Tuesday?” at the top right side of this page.  Once you’re there, leave me an idea in the comments section for Lollipop Tuesday.   It doesn’t matter if you leave one or twenty, or if it’s a winner or a stinker – all that matters is that you leave a comment with an idea.  You have until midnight on Thursday, the 10th to leave a comment for consideration in the contest.

Disclaimer: Comments after Thursday at midnight are always welcome and highly encouraged, but will not  result in a t-shirt raffle.

On Friday, February 11th, I’ll put all the usernames into a hat and draw some winners (that right – there will be more than one.  Try not to pee with excitement).  I’ll contact the winners for their info and ship them a shirt.  Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am.”

In order to make everything fair and random, I assigned numbers to each comment entry on the Lollipop Tuesday page from bottom to top for all comments, minus repeats and counting only those posted within the date range of the contest.     So, “Lori” was #1 and “Jeff the Jew” (his choice, not mine) was #9.  I then went to Random.org and asked for it to give me 3 random numbers between and including 1-9.   And it did.  Because it’s a computer and thus forever slave to man’s will.

Work, slave.

And boom.  3 random numbers.  Which happen to coordinate with 3 names.

ooooh pretty.

And so there you have it!  1, 6, and 7 are the owners of a brand spankin’ new t-shirt.

Drum roll please?

Congratulations to:

• “Lori” (1)
• “Tara Schiller” (6)
• “sheila” (7)

You just won this bad boy:

So CONGRATULATIONS! I will contact you to request your mailing address and preferred size.

Man, aren’t Fridays just the coolest? ♣

Tags: 365 Project, Humor, postaday2011