I’ve written a draft post every day and haven’t let myself hit the ‘publish’ button. That’s how hard a habit dies, folks.
Welcome to The Jackie Blog 2012, where I won’t be posting every day like I did in 2011. Instead, I’ll post once a week on Wednesday in a considerate attempt to help distract you from the ghoulish terror that probably is your work week and to encourage you to log questionable web addresses in your browser, thereby causing suspicion in your corporate entities and getting you all fired. Then, when we’re all jobless and happy, we can form an elite group of superhumans and I can use this blog as our newsletter.
Too much?
Well anyway, I’m going to be posting every week this year. That leaves me with 6 more days to sleep and play video games and leaves you with 6 less emails in your inbox. If you subscribe. Do you subscribe? You totally should. Every time someone clicks the “yeah sure” on the top right side of this page, a baby angel learns to fly. Granted, I got quite a few followers in 2011 and I’m so thankful for each and every one of you. You’ve raised a fleet of baby angels that shall someday do our bidding when we form our elite group of superhumans. But I also know there are gremlins in the woodwork who didn’t want to be spammed with my brain splatters every day and instead chose to stop in on occasion. If you’re a gremlin, you should subscribe. Out with you!
Also, I made a Facebook page in 2011. And I got a Twitter account. And I had this header image designed. Listen, a lot happened last year that I’m still sleeping off. So take your time, browse my brain goop, and reap the beautiful, chaotic bounty I sowed for you in 2011. Oh, and for those of you who keep asking: yes, I’ll be doing Lollipop Tuesdays in 2012. But they’ll be more like a surprise Tuesday post than an every Tuesday post. Less pressure, less emails, less running all over the country, putting on costumes, doing questionable things, and sprinting to a computer to write about it.
So there we are: look forward to 2012, revel in the treasures of 2011. Facebook, Twitter, Email Subscription, and 365 posts. There’s fun for everyone.
See ya next Wednesday. ♣