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Thanksgiving Pseudo-Haikus

24 Nov

In celebration

of this joyous holiday

I wrote bad haikus


Face your food.

I.  “Stuffed”

Losing self-respect

I’m sure the pie is awesome

I just can’t do this.


II. “Baby food”

New babies this year

So hard to resist the urge

to feed them turkey


III. “Saran Wrap”

Take your vitamins

They help with memory loss

and save me store trips


Happy thanksgiving, all. 

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