In celebration
of this joyous holiday
I wrote bad haikus
Face your food.
I. “Stuffed”
Losing self-respect
I’m sure the pie is awesome
I just can’t do this.
II. “Baby food”
New babies this year
So hard to resist the urge
to feed them turkey
III. “Saran Wrap”
Take your vitamins
They help with memory loss
and save me store trips
Happy thanksgiving, all. ♣
The Jackie Blog 