Thanksgiving Pseudo-Haikus

In celebration

of this joyous holiday

I wrote bad haikus

Face your food.

I. “Stuffed”

Losing self-respect

I’m sure the pie is awesome

I just can’t do this.

II. “Baby food”

New babies this year

So hard to resist the urge

to feed them turkey

III. “Saran Wrap”

Take your vitamins

They help with memory loss

and save me store trips

Happy thanksgiving, all. ♣

Tags: 365 Project, family, food, holidays, Humor, life, musings, poetry, postaday2011, thanksgiving

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mistressofpoetry November 24, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

Haha! And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Jackie. Have fun with those babies! 🙂

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- Jackie December 4, 2011 at 5:33 pm #
  
  Thank you!!
  
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thesinglecell November 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

Not a bad approach.
Hard to keep my attention.
Tryptophan is strong!

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- Jackie December 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm #
  
  *applauds* very nice.
  
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